Human Growth Hormone

June 14, 2007

The other day was my birthday (again) and, since I am older than 21, my body is slowly stopping. I’ve been struggling all week to come to terms with this fact and, at my party, Freida Penn and Aurelia Bain (the two prostitutes I invited) were quite blunt: calling me old geezer and old fart. I was devastated.

Luckily I have some friends in this world, although they couldn’t come to the party — their grandmother died, again. Anyway, I digress, my friend, Dr. Jana Schafer, was in a helping mood. She asked me: “Do you want to live forever? Do you want to trick mother nature?” “Who doesn’t”, I replied, “I have no meaningful human relationships, friends, acquaintances or pets, but I am sure I will get at least one of these if eternity is my deadline. My answer had to be yes!

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First hundred years

May 18, 2007

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to Love.
To your health – a guide to online pharmacies, drugs, and sexual well-being.


Keeping your private medical issues… private

May 11, 2007

Praise will come to those whose kindness leaves you without debt.
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.
Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
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Gravy

May 9, 2007

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
Work and struggle and never accept an evil that you can change.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Read this before purchasing penis enlarge products!


Obadiah Shoher

May 4, 2007

The other day I got a request from my friend Eugene Gershin. I cannot remember where we have met before, perhaps we have met online, but most likely I have met him from one of our common friends; Adam. Eugene is a bit dull, he is always talking about politics and serious stuff. All Eugene seems to do nowadays is to monitor blogs for a company called SamsonBlinded. I think for free!
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The Blonde and the Sheep

May 1, 2007

My friend Olivia is one of the funniest girls I have ever met. The other day she told me a funny joke that I will share with you guys. The joke goes something like this:

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, “If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?” The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, “Sure!”

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lonely?

April 27, 2007

My friend Julie is at it again. She has been telling me that many times she feel isolated from the rest of the world. I am afraid that she is actually medically depressed. So, I suggested to her to have pics and videos of her online like other girls do. She loves updating her website everyday. She is home almost 24/7 so verify your age at no charge and come chat/watch her to make sure that she has some company. She is keen on having cyber friends, and, who knows, maybe more in the future.


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